The latest from angel-infierno
Mom: Did you hear about that actress who go stabbed? Me: No, who? Mom: Reese something.... Me: Reese Witherspoon? Mom: Nah, with a knife...
(My Mom and I are at the bank. Mom walks up to the bank manager.) Manager: How can I help you today? Mom: (looks around carefully) I need to withdraw you-know-what from vault you-know-where. Manager: (Looks around too and nods) Of course, but we must keep our voices low otherwise the muggles will hear us. Me: Am I going to Hogwarts?! Mom and Manager: SHUT UP!!!
