angelrider

No matter how funny you think it is do not chase your husband around and squirt him with your bre...

If you're the emcee of your sisters wedding, it may be funny to swap out "Here comes the bride," ...

This evening me and my mate did some arenas in WoW (player vs player) at high level, and got put ...

Don't shout across the apartment, "Honey, can I have some of that big beef stick in the bedroom?"...

When an Evangelists tells you she can 'help you be born again', the correct response is not to lo...

Never assume your wife knows where the windshield cleaning fluid goes in her car.The brakes will ...

When a co-worker takes you for a ride on his harley, the people on the freeway may not just be sm...

(After I had been grounded from the computer when I was younger and started talking to my dad abo...

(on a camping trip) Me: Mom, I have something important to tell you. Mom: (flipping burgers and...

(Jehovah Witnesses knock on the door) Mom: *answers door to be polite* Dad: HONEY! Come back! T...