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mah hippo iz sad! cuz you no snuggle wif us

he's quiet and never touches my noms. he can stay.

Do I look "a-peeling"?

'Cuz every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man.

I drop a nikel under der.

I thinkz I can't get upz

TROPHY WIFE

I no guard dog. I guard rail.

I swear Dog scout's honor !

Look, I saw it on National Geographic! You're supposed to run, then lay and bleed while I strangle you in the tall grass!

I had to rebutt your computer.

Is der a pwayce in yer ♥ fer wittul *mee* ?

No, see, the advanced hypotenuse of a scalene triangle is roughly proportional the the cubed root of an imperfect integer when the tangent of the base pi is calculated. DOH!!!

SHH...i seez them

I *feel* da sneez ~ but it NEVEH coms!

Is this the face that launched a thousand aaaws And burned away the memory of the poo in your shoe?

You HAS it comin' Goggie

"I'll hang this where you guys can't get hair on it," she said. I just love it when she gives us a challenge!

My dad's BIGGER than your dad!

Been ready for red carpet my entire life.

trubble Ai makes it

I got myself a DASHhound.

What is it? IM READING.

Give uz a kizz

Come getta Q-Tip.. You know you need a Q-tip C'mon.. C'Mon!!

Knock, knock...

What do you mean "I'm about that age" where you need to call the vet?

yes I know it's just a laser pointer and yes I know she controls it with that thingy in her hand I just can't help myself!

String and a bag! Now dat iz upscale shopping!

Hmmph.. My "automatic door opener" must be using the bathroom.

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