LFMF
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Never use a Q-tip to clean your ear and brush your teeth at the same time. You will jam the Q-tip...
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When you see a barrel outside the super market, don't reflexively try to search it for salt piles...
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Never reject a date from that really sweet geeky-looking guy. The following week he will cut his...
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When you've spent three days playing with kids and playdough, perhaps it is best not to absently ...
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If you wish to be a bit antisocial in the morning before you have had your coffee and just hand t...
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When playing with your dog, never put a blanket over your head and crawl around in an attempt to ...
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That class you just fell asleep in is NOT health class, and unlike health class, the answer to ev...
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Just because you got zero sleep the night before doesn't mean you can forget that some idiot drew...
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Don't rub your hands together if you have long nails and are unco-ordinated. You will scratch you...
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You know you've been on the internet too long when you start to say "LOL" instead of actually lau...
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Yes, your husband asked where your keys are. Yes, you told him where they are. No, this does NOT ...
