My grandma on the answering machine: Hi Scott! Hi Mel! Hi Haley! Hi...oh damn, who's the other one?
(Watching Fergie on TV) Grammy: She looks like a poor Lady Gaga.
Mother: (While listening to a rap song on the radio) Who is this 'Shorty' girl, and why do all the guys sing about her!
*Discussing the last episodes of Oprah* Mum: I've never watched a whole episode of Opera. Me: It's Oprah, not Opera. Mum: Oh, f**k off.