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when playing keep away with your little cousins favorite stuffed animal, make sure that you are not tossing it back and forth over an open flame. you will drop the toy it will burn up and your little cousin will never forgive you.
When the doorbell rings, find a place to put the knife down, especially if you were just cutting up watermelon. PS: wearing a white shirt that day was probably a bad idea too.
