If you're 14 yr.-old sister is a fan of Assassin's Creed, be careful when her laptop is on. You will stumble across a Prototype/AC fanfiction, and the things Alex does to Desmond will haunt you. #LFMF
Never cross a six year old with sharp nails. When she says, "I will make you bleed" she means it. #LFMF
Keep your type A personality in check before trying to sleep with a guy who has penis that is too large for you, again. But if you are still stubborn, you will ironically be the sore loser. #LFMF
If you are a devoted World of Warcraft player and see a woman wearing a shirt for the opposing faction, think before pointing and saying loudly "Dirty Horde!" The store you are in is crowded and noisy and the "d" sound at the end of the word "Horde" will not be clearly heard. #LFMF