bobjones

By andykatz on Feb 16, 2010 at 9:03 PM

***Rattles around...*** Where in the hell is you...bobjones???? Come back!! WE MISSES YOU!

By andykatz on Sep 15, 2009 at 4:38 PM

OMG! ROFL! That's why I love you! And yes, perhaps we should publish a paper on our theory of SNCB....Since you have a PHD and all! Or we start the Dr. bobjones show and you just sit there and say whatever pops into your head (you can even be drunk...In fact..You SHOULD be drunk) and we won't tell anyone that you are not actually a "medical" Dr. Wut duz you finks? I think it's a winner!

By bobjones on Sep 15, 2009 at 3:58 PM

On your SNCB theory (speed of narcissistic crap bastards) ... not the world's best physicist, but I'm pretty sure that must be the explanation for how he got to our planet ... what with that speed allowing for outrunning the speed of light, time shifts, etc .... (DrPh=B.S. squared?) ... wow. the universe suddenly became much scarier. Missed you too!

By andykatz on Sep 5, 2009 at 11:32 PM

HA! He has enough hot air to make it light years away! They should start a new measure of speed.....Dr Phil talking crap...The speed of narcissistic Crap Bastards...(He's surely their KING!) XO...Missed you!

By andykatz on Sep 3, 2009 at 5:57 PM

LOL...He is from Planet A-Hole, in the galaxy of Know-it-all Douche Bags, Aifinks!

By andykatz on Aug 26, 2009 at 3:58 PM

ACCCCKKK! Indeed!

By andykatz on Aug 26, 2009 at 3:32 PM

Could be worse! You could be abducted by dr. Phil....OOOOOHHH! Now I've scared myself!!!!

By andykatz on Aug 26, 2009 at 3:31 PM

LOL...It's always good to see you!

By andykatz on Aug 23, 2009 at 10:08 PM

LOL! You is not crabby! YOu is BobJones! We love you even when you have been violated by aliens, even when you watch Dr. Phil, even when you move to Alabama (insert Banjo music here) You is our BobJones and we love you!! See...Hedda loves you and I love you and I know that Winnie loves you too....We have all been a little absent lately...But you take the "here" with the "gone" and the "good" with the "bad"...XO {{{big hugs}}

By andykatz on Aug 18, 2009 at 4:41 PM

Disappearing...Yes...Jerk? NEBBER! So happee you are back! Go to the beach, will make you feel like it's all worth while! {{hugs}}

By andykatz on Aug 16, 2009 at 11:05 AM

ALABAMA! The south is so nice, and you can skip down to the Gulf of Mexico for a nice dip, besides, those aliens will have a harder time finding you! Congrats on the job! That is a feat accomplished in these times! I am so glad to hear you are okay and not on the mother ship....Keep in touch! XO

By andykatz on May 28, 2009 at 9:28 AM

Wuz you kidnapped by aliens AGAIN bobjones? Duz we have to send out yet another search party? {{hugs}}

By andykatz on May 7, 2009 at 11:01 PM

My Gawd...I have spent too much time on computer today...I have some serious ADD issues happening...I just read the message I sent you...Duz it make sense to you? Hope so!

By andykatz on May 7, 2009 at 10:59 PM

OMG! I have found myself in "dry" counties in Texas...I sat down after driving for 2 days to have dinner and a beer (I really needed that beer, or 4) and (it was Shamrock) the waitress gave me the "I'm sorry hunny, this is a dry county" I first of all, didn't know what the hell she was talking about...Then I got up and left and drove to a "wet" county! What do you do? I mean, I can go without drinking for months, but when I need a drink, I NEED a damn drink! I'll watch the news, you stand behind the CNN reporter holding a cheeseburger and waving! OK? I'm unemployed too...I'm whoring everything I can lay hands on ..On ebay! Go to the thrift stores and find all that good Texas junk they can't get overseas! (you actually can make some decent $$) But the "buyers" are not all that! Some are great, some are total jackasses! Oh...You definitely have to have kids...They have to learn how to swear from "professionals" (Mine did!) {{hugs}}

By andykatz on May 6, 2009 at 10:10 PM

"Pretending to be a disfunctional family"????? Have I not told ya all about my kids??? Ohhh! You'll love em! They've got filthy mouths (not my girl, she's a goody two shoes drama queen) but the boys are profanity prodigies...Or maybe idiot savants...Duzn't matter! Let's get our butts on Dr. Tool (in disguise of course) and tell him things that will make his stupid fat bald head twist right off his self righteous over privileged fat smarmy neck....What do you say??? (NEWS FLASH hedda's kids swear as much as mine...WOOHOOO! We hope to have a swimming/swearing beer drinking thrift store visiting mini vacation this summer....Gonna try and drag Winnie too! Where are you? You close to SoCal??? (Winnie's not, but we'll just kidnap her by airline )...

By andykatz on May 2, 2009 at 1:30 AM

And by "juices" You know I mean "VOMIT"

By andykatz on May 2, 2009 at 1:29 AM

heh...I am also feeling in a "rut" time for you and I and hedda to go to a live taping of the Dr. Phil show???? that ought to get the creative (juices...EWWWW) flowing???

By andykatz on Apr 20, 2009 at 9:14 PM

Hiya bobjones...Just dropping in to say hi and how ya doing? Oh and to drop off hugs for you and kitty...{{hugs}}

By andykatz on Apr 11, 2009 at 8:27 PM

Happy Easter! My dear, dear bobjones! I hope your day is full of rest and chocolate....Unless of course you don't like chocolate...But then who doesn't like chocolate??? Hope you and kitty are doing well...{{{hugs}}}

By andykatz on Apr 6, 2009 at 8:09 PM

Hiya bobjones! I hope you and the kitty girl are feeling better...Loss is hard on everyone! For God's sake don't go watching Dr. Phil to help you with your grief! Unless....Yah....You could turn the grief to rage...Nevermind...Counter productive! XO

By andykatz on Mar 31, 2009 at 4:57 PM

I am happy that you got to spend the quiet at home time with her, that is nice to know. How is your other girl taking it? And are you okay?

By andykatz on Mar 31, 2009 at 12:22 PM

Awwww...She was beautiful and I know how you love your "girls" I really am so sorry....I am glad to see you back...Don't disappear again because we was all worried. And know that we are all in sympathy with you, we all know how much it hurts...Unfortunately it's the price we pay for loving something. Nothing comes without a cost. {{{more hugs}}}

By andykatz on Mar 31, 2009 at 10:19 AM

Oh bob...I see your Tigger lol....I am so sorry for your loss...{{{{{hugs}}}}}

By andykatz on Mar 31, 2009 at 10:17 AM

Still talking to you? We love our bobjones! We missed you terribly! You did miss some fun...Like the "naked" reflection pic that they uploaded to the builder page???? That was insane! So glad you're back!

By andykatz on Mar 25, 2009 at 11:32 AM

*RUNS* *Grabs Bobjones* *Happy Dances* YAY! I'm so happy for you! You rock! And even more happy to see you here!!!! You was missed! {{hugs}}

By andykatz on Mar 6, 2009 at 9:07 PM

hedda is right..Do you need us to come and make a rescue attempt???? We miss us some bobjones!

By andykatz on Mar 4, 2009 at 4:11 PM

Where are you my dear?

By andykatz on Feb 6, 2009 at 9:08 PM

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By andykatz on Feb 4, 2009 at 8:59 PM

Dat's okay...Friends are for to Listen when you have to complain....I gotta stop the lolspeak...Am losing my freaking mind...I wanna punch and then throw Banana Cream pies....But with whole bunches of bananas so it really hurts! You line em up and me and hedda will knock em down...I bet Winnie will want to play too!

By andykatz on Feb 4, 2009 at 7:23 PM

Well...Gosh Golly Gee..We might have a hard time finding "deserving folk"...LMAO!