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(Dad is driving me and a friend home after getting ice cream) Friend: I have sprinkles stuck in my teeth. Dad (Pulls over): Get out of the car. Me: Dad! Dad: They are jimmies, not sprinkles. If she wants me to drive her home she will use my words.
Me: Mom can you feed my fish while I'm out on vacation? Mom: Sure. Will they need water? Me: ....
