If you meet someone whose child started reading at age two, and your first thought is "Wow, just like Hannibal Lecter," you either read too much or you're evil
Don't lie to your psychotherapist mother. Especially when she's in a room full of other psychotherapists. LFMF
If you enjoy playing with your cat by making him chase the laser pointer REMEMBER TO CLOSE YOUR APARTMENT WINDOW! LFMF