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(Talking about my friend's dad being cooler) Dad: Well does he play video games with you? Me: Yes... Dad: Does he watch porn with you? Me: What? No why wo... Dad: Come on, we are going to the video store.
(When talking to my mom about my absent father.) Mom: You know the difference between you and me? Me: What Mom: My daddy loved me. Me: T-T Mom: *laughing hysterically*
