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Good newz: we ate all ur bills & replaced dem wif our cuteness

Dun wanna alarm you, but i think the dust bunny has fallen in lub wif the spider up here and iz havin his babies.

The atmospheric pressure seems rather high today.

Ya know, if you just went naked and licked yourself clean you could save all dis work.

Daphne had the chilling realization that she might have to rethink her dream of living the life of a snow leopard.

I am looking for a book I can REALLY sink my teeth into

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Julie Andrews? Over on the next hill... with the kids

TOP o' the mornin to ya

Okay, Captain Obvious, I've got news for you. Every last one of your Scrabble tiles is going under the fridge.

Here I come to save the day!!

SHH...i seez them

Hey, check it out! My old box still fits!

No, see, the advanced hypotenuse of a scalene triangle is roughly proportional the the cubed root of an imperfect integer when the tangent of the base pi is calculated. DOH!!!

Vintage Merlot

Bert finally realised he wasn't the sleek young feline he used to be

What do you mean "I'm about that age" where you need to call the vet?

Smart Kitties sit in teh "Drop Zone"

yes, you haz fever and you looks a little pale

see? and smart people get kittehs.

The new neighbors have canaries

This final round of musical chairs Would not end well...

yes I know it's just a laser pointer and yes I know she controls it with that thingy in her hand I just can't help myself!

String and a bag! Now dat iz upscale shopping!

You're just the cutest thing ever! Mommy just loves you, precious!

Hmmph.. My "automatic door opener" must be using the bathroom.

Randall didn't care what anyone said.

I would have thought natural selection would have dealt with you by now...

Usual Suspects

I will come down when you calm down and stop using expletives to describe me.

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