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Strange rules of cat behavior #5:

On the First Day, Ceiling Cat said: "Let there be cushions." And there were cushions, and he saw that they were good.

I sense something's about to happen...something bad...and fat.

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Lenny stared in horror at the USDA inspector and the FDA agent. He'd been spotted, and now the world would know how the wheat got shredded.

Thaz rite litl nom, u eats that nutrisjus chees until uz nice and fat and juicy

I want a guarantee of immunity before I tell any smashed flower pot story.

Teh media pourtrays unrialistik body- -image ideels for teh young felines of today.

Ma'am, can u identify teh perpetrator?

You really need to get your roots done.

Camoflage Ur doin it purfect

Civilised Cat waits patiently for nom.

dis Ur last chance. iz leeving. rite now. U kant stops meh. by by. iz running awey frem home. nuthin kan keepz meh here no mo. iz big kitteh nao.

dis not what it looks likes i was jus guna stroke his perty orange furs

DANCE

OCD kitty obseses about crooked picture

Got Milk?

Yes, it does taste better if you drag it away from the bowl. And, no, I don't know why.

camoflauge U r doin it pretty well aksullay

If we had thumbs, we would be snapping

Vacation . . . Ur doin it right.

no no! ov corse itz nawt a partee! itz..uh..study groop! yea..study groop..

So we meet again Mr. Dot Prepare to die.

can't hold breath much longer

Quantum physics cat . . .

OK I give peas a chance...

CSI kitteh iz collecting evidenze

KITTEH NOIR

CNN

Sadly for Marshall, the shortcomings of his plan were not discovered until the door closed.

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