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Schroedinger kitteh is and isn't planning revenge.

GOOD DAY : BAD DAY

put zee kitteh in zee coconut

Buddy's spirits sink as he realizes that, yet again, another blind date has stood him up.

o hai just fixin mah webcam

...So, anyway. I was thinking. We haven't been to see my mom in like forever and while we're there, we can do that little Thai restaurant that has the great pad noodle dish. You remember what happened the last time we were there? That really nice calico p

The perfect system. Wez mastured it.

It's dangerous to go alone!

Mittens tried to keep a straight face whilst Frankie danced

another reason to not have kids...

yep, swallowed your hampster in one gulp SEE!

Heeeeere kitty kitty!

Comfort's where you find it.

were u planning on makin the salmon fur dinner yet?

Well, der'z ur problum...

nebber go to da bed angree stay awake and plot rebenge

Milk Plz

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD

We saw wut u did there... and it wasn't pretty.

Having been shot with a tranquilizer dart, Palin will be fitted with a tracking collar, and released back into the wild. This will make it possible to determine if the population of "Palins" needs to be culled.

Dryver picks da moosic... ...shotgun shutz hiz cakehole!

Stop feeling sorry for yourself. You weren't what I wanted either.

Wait? This iz water?

CRABBY

I'm already picturing the duct tape over your mouth

Basement Cat Wishes You A

Come ON, Mom! We know you're in there

Q: Is it proper to eat cheezburgers with your fingers? A: No, the fingers should be eaten separately.

happy couple

Why I oughta...

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