Medicine
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When you're a nurse and you get called to run a code blue, make sure your phone is on vibrate. He...
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Mom: "Are you still using the pill or are you just playing Russian roulette with your vagina?"
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Dad: Never trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn't die.
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Mum: you mustn't name inanimate objects, you'll catch Aspergers!
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Dad: I used to be scared of needles, now I can stick a hypodermic in my penis!
