colebob12

By rainbowdashftw29 on Aug 24, 2012 at 2:06 PM

hello.

By colebob12 on Jul 30, 2012 at 7:01 PM

hows it been!?!?!

By colebob12 on Jul 30, 2012 at 7:01 PM

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By colebob12 on Jul 30, 2012 at 7:00 PM

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By colebob12 on Apr 7, 2012 at 10:17 AM

now im dead.

By rainbowdashftw29 on Apr 7, 2012 at 10:15 AM

You don't have that power. But I could just regenerate the land.

By colebob12 on Apr 7, 2012 at 9:58 AM

If i'm dying, I'm taking this chunk of earth down with me *horn starts to light up, getting more intense and bright by the second* This is it. *closes eyes and hits the ground, the built up energy in the horn explodes out as it shatters from the ground, creating a thick, red mushroom cloud, for miles the trees are thrown down, and the earth where the explosion took place is forever burned.

By colebob12 on Apr 7, 2012 at 9:53 AM

I'm dead, I think to myself.

By colebob12 on Apr 7, 2012 at 9:52 AM

*open my eyes to see myself thousands of feet above the ground* FUCK! *casts a wing spell* shitshitshitshitshitshitshitshit *starts to slow down* *begins to hover* thats better....... *smells fire, looks at wings* FUCK! *the tips are beginning to burn, start to divebomb* I"m dead.

By rainbowdashftw29 on Apr 7, 2012 at 7:20 AM

*yells at you* COLE, YOU IDIOT!!!! YOU KILLED SOME OF MY GUARDS, AND ALSO, YOU'RE NOT AN IMMORTAL WITH ULTRA POWERS, SO HE CAN SAY WATEVA TH FUQ HE WANTS! BY THE ORDER OF THE KING/LORD, ME. THAT GUARD, IF GOOD ENOUGH, SHALL HELP COMMAND MY ARMY, WHICH ALREADY SOME PEOPLE ARE DOING. RED. GOOD WORK. COLE. FUS RO DAH! *shoots you away* Now Red...let's get you to the castle, my friend.

By colebob12 on Apr 6, 2012 at 7:01 PM

I'm going to take some guards with me to distract the thing, they won't come back.

By colebob12 on Apr 6, 2012 at 6:53 PM

Either way, im going dragon hunting.

By colebob12 on Apr 6, 2012 at 6:53 PM

Either way, im going dragon hunting.

By colebob12 on Apr 6, 2012 at 6:52 PM

I can run a castle! RAVES ALL NIGHT!!!!!! I'll clean up though. *gets a vitamin water* or just go dragon hunting.... It depends........

By colebob12 on Apr 6, 2012 at 6:42 PM

I took a shower too *comes into doorway*

By colebob12 on Apr 6, 2012 at 4:42 PM

*wake up to my ipod playing derpetity* that was the best sleep ive ever gotten

By colebob12 on Apr 5, 2012 at 7:39 PM

Oh fuck...... Umm..... yea, you can have pete. Im going to bed. please don't....... watch me sleep. or kill me.

By colebob12 on Apr 5, 2012 at 7:32 PM

well then, ill just eat them by myself *sits down at the table, some blood splattered on the table, watching you too blood soaked ponies embrace eachother* love, fuckin' weird.

By colebob12 on Apr 5, 2012 at 7:28 PM

Aww, thats cute. Now who wants eggs?

By colebob12 on Apr 5, 2012 at 7:22 PM

anyone want eggs? *swings pan around*

By colebob12 on Apr 5, 2012 at 7:13 PM

fantastic! *opens fridge and takes out cheese and butter, starts up the stove* these are going to be fantastic.

By rainbowdashftw29 on Apr 5, 2012 at 7:11 PM

HeRe...*you see me covered in red, holding a reddend package of eggs* ThEy MiGhT hAvE bLoOd On ThEm...YoU mIgHt WaNt To WaSh ThEm...OOH! TiEm To TaKe ThEm FrOm ThE oVeN...

By colebob12 on Apr 5, 2012 at 7:03 PM

*opens door to shower* holy shit that was relaxing....... *walks to kitchen, completely ignoring the blood stained walls on the other side of my room* Where did they go? *turns coner to kitchen to see you two* Hey, are we out of eggs?

By colebob12 on Apr 5, 2012 at 6:49 PM

Its been too long since I've been this comfortable. I feel great *smiles and lifts bottle to my face and takes another gulp* This hot water in the castle is awesome.

By rainbowdashftw29 on Apr 5, 2012 at 6:47 PM

*when no one is looking, I take the head and dump all th blood out of it onto of my head, taking a shower in it an licking it up too* AaAaAaAaAaAaAh........I fEeL gReAt...

By colebob12 on Apr 5, 2012 at 6:44 PM

*brings a handful of vitamin waters and lazily tosses them in shower* *looks in mirror at myself* living with an immortal phsycopath....... another day for a captain. *sits down in shower and starts the hot water up with my magic* *the room slowly fills with the hot steam as the water washes over me, making the blood rush into the drain* *strats drinking the vitamin water, feeling the sharp ting of it*

By rainbowdashftw29 on Apr 5, 2012 at 6:40 PM

Hmm...*still with my sharp-toothed giant grin, takes out the ex-marefriend's eyes and eats them, while nopony is looking* dElIcIoUs...MuSt Go BaCk To CuPcAkE mAkInG...

By colebob12 on Apr 5, 2012 at 6:36 PM

*wakes up slowly* damnit..... not again.... *sees head* oh... thats fantastic *picks self off floor* oh wait.... thats a head...... fuck. *looks at self in mirror* murmurs to self: fucking blood stains.... I need a shower... a nice.... long.... hot shower. And some vitamin water.... like 4. *limps back to room*

By rainbowdashftw29 on Apr 5, 2012 at 6:32 PM

EnJoY. *puts her severed head in front of your face, so you'll see it when you wake up* BaCk To WoRk. HeE hEe, La La La, DuM dEe DuM...*keeps slashing brutally*

By colebob12 on Apr 5, 2012 at 6:28 PM

*me watching from the corner, now shaking with eyes wide* I'm.....Oh celestia...... I'm...... going to........*start walking towards door, wobbling* ima...... fuck. *passes out on floor*