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Dad: Do I have to talk to you about the birds and the bees? Me: Uh... no, Dad, that's really not...
Mom: So was it a date? Me: I don't know. Dad: You coy bitch. You know, we hate people like you.
Mom: I'll accept an illegitimate grandchild before I'll let you bring an illiterate boyfriend int...
