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Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the f**k he wants.

SECURITY SYSTEM DISARMED

Chased 4 cats Chased 2 cars Dug 3 holes Barked at the mailman and the meter reader Protected the house from the evil joggers Met you at the door and took you for a long walk

My balls! They've reappeared! There really is a Ceiling Dog!

Wow, I wouldn't have thought the cat could skip that many times

Hehehe I haz theez hoomins well trained!

You know you have too much money when you can afford to get your pet a pet.

hellooooooooooo itz walkie time

I realize dis difficult time 4 u we all go thru it yu'll b housebroken soon, dont worry

No One Takes My Squeeky Toy ... And Lives

objects in mirror are more dangeorus than they appear

My momma is a bear. My dad was a very brave dog.

George regretted going out drinking with the cat last night...

After a traumatic experiance at the vet's Jack was over protective of his balls

Jeff had finally figured out where the the vet was going to put the thermometer but it was too late...

I tellz him and I tellz him, you gunna has to run faster dan dat, UPS guy! Duz he listen? I tink it is cleer to see he duz not.

U did teh "fake ball throw" thing on Carl aginz, din't ya?

Never Fails

Huskies Now in 4-packs

im a NICE werewolf see?

See I told you this was better than a sled.

MOM!! MOM!! WACH!! Wach Mom!! Wach me K?! Mom!! Imma run frew da snoe so fast!! K Mom wach!! MOM WACH!! K looket!! MOM U NAWT WACHIN!!

And to think, I'm the one the law requires to be kept on a leash

Yeah,go ahead- make all the bunny jokes you want... these baby's can hear a cheezburger hit the grill 2.5 miles away!

WHY DOGS ARE WONDERFUL # 5

CONGRATULATIONS.

.....srsly?

HAPPINESS

You have failed to produce a sufficient supply of hotdogs yet again.

I toldz u... iz DACHSHUND...not "weenie dog"!

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