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RAMEN KITEH

These arn't the evil minions I ordered...

I can't believe they fired me.

Haf id yore wai!

Ai noez u had bad dey soze ai maekz u Peechy-tini Noaw, tells kitteh all aboutz it . . .

iz i annoyin u now?

and den i dunk like dis and we won da game!!

Breaking News - Child Brainwashed By Basement Cat

Symmetry We haz it

INVISBLE VIOLIN

It iz bettur to deel wif ur kitteh

Kitteh is brain fried after cramming for finals

There's gonna be a world of hurt if you don't have a triple grande vanilla nonfat latte...

is springtime now please start up cheezburger machine

We sawz it on teh wide screen

The catnip was a little more potent than Bob expected.

Librarian cat rules!

*nomnomnom*

And a wun and a too

You'd like to use the blue blanket? Uh-huh, well I'd like to have my own checking account but that ain't happening either.

This children is called a "boombox". It is a loud annoying device human's enjoy. It is called a "boom box" because we can push it off a shelf and make it go "boom" if it gets too irritating.

Uze Dah Forse!!!

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Four hours and one shredded living room later, Mr. and Mrs. Haskins agreed: No more coffee for the cat.

'scuze me... can i borrow a flashlight? it's dark in the basement and i keep tripping over the bones of my victims.

But Iz don't wants to be baptized and welcome ceiling cat in my life. Iz happy bein basement cat...and dry.

Tooth fariy didn't come...

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dont worry, if da guy grabs your purse, he'll get a little suprise

Wotz it saing? Sumthin about missin car kees.

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