After your mom polishes your new hardwood floors upstairs, don't stand at the top or the staircase while wearing socks and sneeze. #LFMF
Yes, you're wearing an oven mitt. No, this doesn't mean that both of your hands are invincible to the hot pan. #LFMF
Some dubstep has words. When listening to said dubstep, do not freak out when a guy starts talking. Your frantic search around the house for a nonexistent intruder will prove pointless, and you will feel stupid. #LFMF
There is no such thing like "Just 5 Minutes of Minecraft". #LFMF