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Whoa! You startled me. I almost vaporised you, man.

yeah, yeah, the power of basment compels me... whateveh, fred

ur momma waz hampster an elderberryz, ur fathr smelz liek dem.

If You Wake up in an acid-green vortex of time and space , chances are it's Monday.

MacGyver kitteh

Say it again Scooter!

Who knew the swirling vortex of hell would be so fluffy?

You repeatedly refuse to go to Hell. So I brought it to you.

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After days of an un-scooped litter box...

Wer u goin in a handbasket?

THE GATES OF HELL!

Iz THIS wai u were so mad wen I chewed holes in ur liddul balloons?

Of course I ate him. He was a mouse, wasn't he?

plleeaasseee.... can't we just go one more block?

I tell her again and again, "How can I be the epitamy of evil when I have a hot pink carrier?"

Rare Breeds - "Shopcelot"

you moved again, human. why did you move? did i give you permission to move?

Sum dayz one box is not enuf...

INTERNET IS DOWN

For this..... Your death will be sloooow and painful

If you want me to stay out of your freshly dried laundry, then I suggest you find a way to warm up the couch.

Grandma Kitteh sez... wen i waz kitten wi haz no fancy feasts and laser toyz wi haz mouse to play wif n den wi eat it

WHY THE INTERNET WILL NEVER TOTALLY REPLACE THE NEWSPAPER

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Julie Andrews? Over on the next hill... with the kids

I lernt dis from Cezar Milan. PZTT!

don touch my foil balls or milk jug rings neithr!

And I can poop dem too.

But Walter never showed up, so Mavis gave up on dating, never married, and became one of those crazy people-ladies.

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