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By MisterBobleh on Sep 18, 2011 at 6:22 AM
I remember one on the After Dark front page. It was a Neo-Nazi thing with a picture of an orthodox jew with monster teeth under water about to eat a man... You know, like "Jaws". They replaced the "Jaws" with "Jews". It wasn't that funny, actually. They just wrote "Jews. They will fucking eat you!"
By MisterBobleh on Sep 17, 2011 at 4:42 AM
They don't like political memes. Sure, sometimes you see memes on the front page relating to US politics, but they don't really care about Israel.
By MisterBobleh on Sep 17, 2011 at 4:40 AM
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By Green_Lung on Jan 9, 2010 at 4:05 AM
U know what, I’ve still not listened to any of those 2 bands yet! But I will hopefully do so soon, remind me tho in case I forget! I should have listened to them over Christmas but all I did for 12 days was drink, smoke, eat, sleep and occasionally throw up ;) So how long do you have to wait for your concert? I need to start looking for some bands to watch, I did not go to enough gigs last year! Last band I watched was the Datsuns, I bet you have never heard of them?! If you google/youtube them watch Human Error video, it was that song that got me into them! You been up to anything exciting lately? Lol i’ve not :D Hope your weekend is quiet and free from hundreds of calls an hour!
By Green_Lung on Jan 9, 2010 at 4:04 AM
Ur weather is really appealing to me right now, I’d kill for some rain, sand or mud! We got a good foot of snow last Tuesday and it still has not shifted, last night the UK was colder than the South pole! We got as low as -22 degrees Celcius in Scotland and my region got to -18 the other night! The good thing about all this snow is that I’ve only been in work 1 day this week :D Wow your job sounds very busy, 166 calls an hour, I’d cry if I had to speak to that many members of the general public in an hour! Lol who do you hate more, your customers or the thieving Palestinians? ;p It’s ok you didn’t get my lol, and do not show it to your mother, it has a very naughty swear/curse word in it :) Well Im glad ur mom likes 2 watch the BBC, I hate the BBC they make everyone in the country pay £144 a year for a TV licence and most of their shows are totally shit!
By Green_Lung on Jan 9, 2010 at 4:02 AM
Hello, and I suppose I should say it, Happy New Year! And Happy Rosh Hashanah even if it is in September ;p Well im in work and it is below freezing outside, so no customers will be bothering me 2day :D Lol I don’t fink I’d recognise a kugel either if it hit me in my juice sack either! Oh, so your mother is German? Lol are u saying that ur mother likes 2 burn the food! Yea the rear unit does sound a lot better than the armoured corps! Did u ever get involved with a fire fight, r was u lucky enough not 2 get any action? Thank you, I fink I will take u up on ur offer of a Mossad agent ;D Yes you do have very good English, and lol yes I would say it is a bad thing to be mistaken for an American! Ugh I’m sick of all the foreign people on here who speak excellent English, I barely speak English and Im from the UK ;p
By Green_Lung on Dec 22, 2009 at 8:37 AM
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By Green_Lung on Dec 22, 2009 at 8:31 AM
Yea Im in2 my metal, not as much as I used 2b, but like I said (I fink I said it) i’m really in2 music as a whole. I don’t mind mainstream music, probably cos it’s on the radio in work every day, so I kind of cum down wiv Stockholm syndrome, and find myself liking songs I’d normally cut my ears off 2 avoid! Yea I’l defo have the time soon 2 listen 2 that album, 1 more day and Im off for 12 days, I fink my boss had a personality transplant 2day, he normally makes me work a bit over the holiday season. Lol I wish it was sand storms over here, too much snow, which is turning into sheets of ice, and my shitty towns council can’t grit most roads, so driving/walking is a big dangerous pain in teh arse! O got a seasonal lol coming ur way....
By Green_Lung on Dec 22, 2009 at 8:30 AM
Sweet court jester sounds like sumfin I could handle wiv relish. Kugel?! is that stuff nice, never had it b4. O wot NCO rank did u get to? Ah u live in Israel, for sum reason I keep assuming most people on this site r from the USA. Sounds like u enjoyed ur time in the army? Lol i nearly joined the army few yrs bak, really glad I didn't now, dust and heat r 2 fings I don't like! Ur job sounds fun, I’d like 2b the one annoying people, rather than getting annoyed by my customers. Most of my customers r old so they r either genuinely loosing their minds r just like 2 annoy me cos they have nothing better 2 do!
By Green_Lung on Dec 19, 2009 at 5:34 AM
Just googled them 2 bands u mentioned, I luv the pic 4 Orphaned Land, I’ll strive 2 check out their music. U just in2 rock music r u like other types? I just luv music in general wiv sum exceptions of course i.e. boy bands! My stupid f*kin colleague’s left her fone in work, it wont stop ringing! Sweet baby Jesus if I have 2 hear that ring tone 1 more time, Im gonna go postal, plus im already moody cos it’s cold in England at the mo, and it’s frickin snowing :( winter’s finally arrived. Have a gud wkend, if u can :)
By Green_Lung on Dec 19, 2009 at 5:33 AM
Lol yea a lot of these jokes are the same, just insert a different name/ethnic group etc... Cool if u do take over the world, can I have a nice cushy job, few hours, amazing pay, loads of holidays? Lol yea I saw ur fav joke in 1 of ur lols u made, naughty but funny. I like ur sense of humour u remind me of me but maybe a little bit darker :D So is this weekend crappy 4u again, it is 4 me, did have 2 days off, but Im only gonna have Sunday off now, but I’l finish a day earlier 4 X-mas tho :D Yes I saw ur latest lol tis a gud un! O my job involves me doing as little as possible and maximising my time I goof off on the net, but I suppose u could say im customer services/ an admin/tour operator/tour manager or Jack of all trades and master of f*k all :D Just work in an office for a coach travel company, tis ok. So wot do u do, lol apart from global domination?
By Green_Lung on Dec 16, 2009 at 8:40 AM
Glad no offense caused :D lol actually I really don’t fink I know any holocaust jokes, but I do remember a lot of anti-Semitic jokes being told in high skool, and they all revolved around the theme of being tight wiv money, for example (n don’t shoot the messenger ;p ) “Wot do Jews do if it’s cold? Stand around a candle. Wot do they do if it’s really cold? Light it.” Lol and if u couldn’t guess my high skool was a Catholic one! U hate ur job, me too, but it’s ok wen i’m working on my own, cos then I can goof off on the net all day r sleep sumtimes, but it’s harder 2 sleep in my office compared 2 the old 1. So was the weekend as crappy as u thought it wud b? Oh nearly going home time 4me, enjoy ur day, if u can :)
By leo101 on Dec 13, 2009 at 10:17 PM
http://cheezburger.com/View.aspx?aid=2954867968
By eyedoc on Dec 11, 2009 at 1:57 PM
Your Lolz are twisted... We'll be good friends :)
By Green_Lung on Dec 11, 2009 at 8:42 AM
Hi, yes I do like ur other lols, managed a sneak peek last nite. Oh sorry 4 any offense, and Happy Hanukkah (if u r celebrating it) ah wot the hell, Happy Hanukkah even if ur not celebrating it ;p Hope u haz a great weekend, mine is going 2 b blurred :D I’ve hardly had any time off in the past 13 weeks, and in 20 mins I will b off work for 3 days!
By Green_Lung on Dec 10, 2009 at 8:43 AM
Fank u :D and I hope u have a merry Christmas too! Lol I liked ur lol :) I'll have to check more of ur lols out....wen I gets time!
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