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my mom was a koi, my dad was a blowfish

my mom was a koi, my dad was a blowfish

A hundred bucks a month for HD cable and THIS is what we're watching?

A hundred bucks a month for HD cable and THIS is what we're watching?

It's da same horrible nitemare - da girl wit da basket of goodies, da red hood, but now she gots a bazooka!

It's da same horrible nitemare - da girl wit da basket of goodies, da red hood, but now she gots a bazooka!

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I can walk?...

I can walk?...

look at us, just look at us... it's cold, it's wet, we're doing our best to look adorable; the least you could do is put out your garbage a little early so we have a chance to get at it before the garbage truck come by and takes it all away.

look at us, just look at us... it's cold, it's wet, we're doing our best to look adorable; the least you could do is put out your garbage a little early so we have a chance to get at it before the garbage truck come by and takes it all away.

ITTEH BITTEH UR-MONEES-OR-UR-LIFE COMMITTEH

ITTEH BITTEH UR-MONEES-OR-UR-LIFE COMMITTEH

I no wanna go to da fancee partee, I wanna run round nakee and eat Fancy Feast.

I no wanna go to da fancee partee, I wanna run round nakee and eat Fancy Feast.

Foolish Hooman Woman! You cannot rid me of my dark essence by wrapping me in soft fwuffy towel. May be a soft fwuffy bwankie, but never a towel.

Foolish Hooman Woman! You cannot rid me of my dark essence by wrapping me in soft fwuffy towel. May be a soft fwuffy bwankie, but never a towel.

How do you want your cheezburger? Rare or well done?

How do you want your cheezburger? Rare or well done?

Nrmalie i wud b keelin u rite noww. I makes this one exepshin. A little to teh left...

Nrmalie i wud b keelin u rite noww. I makes this one exepshin. A little to teh left...

And exactly where were you last night? Hmmm???

And exactly where were you last night? Hmmm???

Fluffy's secret to whiter fur revealed

Fluffy's secret to whiter fur revealed

ur mastery of redundancy iz astoundingly boundless

ur mastery of redundancy iz astoundingly boundless

Some days everything looks better this way.

Some days everything looks better this way.

i iz shaolin paws of fury pass me the kitteh food or feel my wrathz

i iz shaolin paws of fury pass me the kitteh food or feel my wrathz

If I could seez yoo and if I had teefs, yood be inna BIG trubbel mista!!!

If I could seez yoo and if I had teefs, yood be inna BIG trubbel mista!!!

It'z rite behind me, ain't it?

It'z rite behind me, ain't it?

LOOK INTO MAH EYEZ U R UNDR MAH POWR

LOOK INTO MAH EYEZ U R UNDR MAH POWR

Skillz

Skillz

Zoophiliac tree or a squirrel with Object sexuality

Zoophiliac tree or a squirrel with Object sexuality

But noone told him he wasn't going to cheerleading camp anymore.

But noone told him he wasn't going to cheerleading camp anymore.

SANTA NOW BRINGS LOLCATS!

SANTA NOW BRINGS LOLCATS!

Oh Hai I'z Juss ur average Burrito

Oh Hai I'z Juss ur average Burrito

GO FORTH MY YOUNG APPRENTICE

GO FORTH MY YOUNG APPRENTICE

so this is the famous 'string' you keep getting on about? and what happens now?

so this is the famous 'string' you keep getting on about? and what happens now?

WUT DO U MEEN I SHOULDNT BE ON BROADWAY

WUT DO U MEEN I SHOULDNT BE ON BROADWAY

Iz basement kitteh. remember my endcat? de one dat ends ebrytink? dis iz his substitoot. U liek?

Iz basement kitteh. remember my endcat? de one dat ends ebrytink? dis iz his substitoot. U liek?

Gotz any threez?

Gotz any threez?

pucker up

pucker up

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