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Nannered

Give a cat a cookie, feed him for a day. Give a cat a girl scout...

Basement Cat Exorcism Step 1 :

I haz self-control. Until you turn your back.

Precarious you say?

Another day successfuly wasted

One of these things is not like the others

When you're a cat, You're a cat all the way From your first dead mousie,

WAIT YOUR TURN!

Kermit was about to discover that it ain't easy being black & blue, either.

Okay, Captain Obvious, I've got news for you. Every last one of your Scrabble tiles is going under the fridge.

Here I come to save the day!!

You know your outfit is bad when even the fish gives you a double-take

Look, I saw it on National Geographic! You're supposed to run, then lay and bleed while I strangle you in the tall grass!

Vintage Merlot

I *feel* da sneez ~ but it NEVEH coms!

Smart Kitties sit in teh "Drop Zone"

I will come down when you calm down and stop using expletives to describe me.

You're just the cutest thing ever! Mommy just loves you, precious!

I would have thought natural selection would have dealt with you by now...

I VEHEMENTLY PROTEST THIS INTRUSIVE MOISTURE UPON MY PERSON!

Is that a Lolcat in your pants? Or are you just happy to see me?

Lord, Fanx foar the fud I am about tu lick...an' th' dear lady that is about to have a kunipshun fit. Amenz

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Man Fruit!

See what happens when you take a vacation day on your Birthday?

I walked out half way through the movie when I noticed how cheap the special effects were.

ABBA called. They want their toilet seat back.

LAUGH & THE WORLD LAUGHS WITH YOU

Look any beauty treatment you indulge in is just a fantasy on your part anyway. I'm not moving.

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