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Dunt Be Sew Smug, Atheist Cat!

Nothing says "good morning" quite like an unexpected pop-up sprinkler head enema.

Konfushus Kitteh sez:

When you're a cat, You're a cat all the way From your first dead mousie,

yes I know it's just a laser pointer and yes I know she controls it with that thingy in her hand I just can't help myself!

...and why you're lying on the kitchen floor with no pants on.

No, see, the advanced hypotenuse of a scalene triangle is roughly proportional the the cubed root of an imperfect integer when the tangent of the base pi is calculated. DOH!!!

"I'll hang this where you guys can't get hair on it," she said. I just love it when she gives us a challenge!

"Utinni!"

2 much caffine? since when?

Another one of life's lessons.

You have exactly three seconds...

hmmm... i'll take THAT piece!!

shh...

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All I'm saying is, going to university might give you some other skills you can fall back on, just in case you DON'T get chosen to be a mutant ninja.

Stealth Kitty 1 to Home Base: It's frickin cold. Over.

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...if you didn't come in here right now.

I hate seeing those sad, lonely puppy dog eyes.

Amish kitteh disapproves your use of technology

Basement Kitty Hates Saints. ... Especially Saint Nick

Well, obviously it's not YOUR pizza anymore, it it?

Dis why we stealz breath in da nite

Tiggy duz dis, Tiggy duz dat, Tiggy fixes fud 'penser, Tiggy lerns tu plai fiddel an washez dishes...

Haz mastered art of Downward Kitteh

U ALMOST FORGETZ TO PACK ME

How the Passive-Aggressive Kitteh Stole Christmas

am lil bizzy noa ken ai ignore yew layder?

i stohpin to smells da flowurs

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