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By peregrin on Sep 28, 2008 at 2:55 PM

I'm baa-aack. I spent the day setting up my fashion accessories dept. I'm a dept mgr (ladies, boys, girls, and fashion acces.) at the K-mart here. All our depts get redone several times a year. And this week I have to do fashion acces. and then set up the boys and girls winter knitwear. They expect us to set up all this cold weather knitwear, which takes up a lot of space.

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By Winnie-Wonka on Sep 27, 2008 at 10:46 PM

I'll have to check it out, I suppose. Just rewatched "Benny & Joon" the other day. The scene in the diner where he acts out the part that the waitress played in the slasher pic gets me every single time! But who am I trying to fool - I watch that movie for Aidan Quinn. *drool*

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By Winnie-Wonka on Sep 27, 2008 at 10:19 PM

Actually...wouldn't the radio tower from the floor show look just awesome up the outside of the leg?!

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By Winnie-Wonka on Sep 27, 2008 at 10:14 PM

Let's see...haven't seen Crybaby, Blow, Ed Wood, Edward Scissorhands (I KNOW, I KNOW! I've TRIED but just can't get into it!), Astronaut's Wife, Dead Man, Man Who Cried, Chocolat...I know there's more. Just saw Fear & Loathing for the first time a couple of months ago, It was a...chenically enhanced version; laughed til I dang near peed. Watched it again sober; not so much...

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By Winnie-Wonka on Sep 27, 2008 at 9:59 PM

Some things are just too sacred for ink, and he's one of them. I carry Frank deep within my heart...but I would love to have Riffraff and Magenta somewhere! Or the lips - black and white, showing the cracks in the teeth... You just have to love any movie that allows you to scream "CHICKENFUCKER!!!" at the top of your lungs.

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By Winnie-Wonka on Sep 27, 2008 at 9:53 PM

There's a LOT of Depp's stuff I haven't seen, nor do I care to. Never saw 21 Jump Street, either. OMG, have you seen "The Libertine?" He was frigging BRILLIANT in that. BRILLIANT. Did you hear he's on board for POtC 4? And I sincerely hope the Dark Shadows rumors are true. Depp in fangs; dear lord, I'd never be the same again...I would finally find him sexy!

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By Winnie-Wonka on Sep 27, 2008 at 9:45 PM

I googled it and laughed my butt off!! He was kinda scary/sexy...but then, I've always been attracted to the unusual - and you were right, he was dead on! The tat's on my thigh just above my knee, because if I eat chocolate it heads straight to my tighs anyway so I figured I'd just save some time! I'm putting Jack Sparrow on my right shoulder, Sweeney Todd on my bicep & I'm saving my forearm for the Mad Hatter!

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By jaffeh on Sep 27, 2008 at 9:33 PM

Hey, Ex, COOL! I always liked it that I can do the tongue curl, a genetic thing...and can lop mah noze wiff mah tung and maik teh wet spot pn it! (Thoz be teh don haz nuff too do momuntz!) Ur werk soudz inferrestin Liek ur sistr from anoder moder! Tawk to u tumorro!

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By jaffeh on Sep 27, 2008 at 9:14 PM

You flatter me! I was into a reply to your kind post when it..went away. It's getting late here, and this old broad with the two kittehs is tired, but I want to answer this. A little too much wine is part of teh problum, joo seez. Where are you, and what is your job? I happen now to be a one year employee in a gestapo type but otherwise, in terms of people, technical college in Middle Georgia. I LOVE Ebonics. It's rich in imagery and humor...but sometimes, it's...too wrong...even if it's funny. Being white, I have the challenge of getting the speakers and writers to see...HEY, TUNE IN TO Farai Chideya and get a clue! But teh, i r a hik frum teh suthern indiana! ah triez! lookin fur teh solushun!

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By Winnie-Wonka on Sep 27, 2008 at 9:12 PM

It's mine - I've been a major Willy Wonka junkie since first reading the book at the ripe old age of six. I hated a lot of parts of the first movie and think Burton/Depp got it *mostly* right. No, I haven't seen Crispin Glover's Willy schtick - I'll have to go look for it. (And yes, someday I will have the Gene Wilder version of WW somewhere upon my person...)

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By jaffeh on Sep 27, 2008 at 8:28 PM

ROFLMAO!!!! I am an old English teacher who should NEVER say ROFLMAO...but I LIKE it. I have taught English for a long time, and I have read penned and printed papers with messed up English for a long time. I am proficient in Midwest Hick English and Southern Hick English. Also, I'm good at noting the above rules of grammar but Ebonics too, with influnces of both of the above. And for the life of me and my nutcase insistence on what's RIGHT....ah LURVES the messuz upz in teh reel lief... and ah LURVES teh lolspeak! Nebber wuz suksessful at French, tho.

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By Carrots_And_Crayons on Sep 27, 2008 at 11:43 AM

noa...we doan't go dor 2 dor ,but profile 2 profile!>^..^<

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By Carrots_And_Crayons on Sep 21, 2008 at 2:59 PM

r u still heer?u didn't leev did u plz tnx bot mi offer of membership of mi group!i rlly miss hoa u used 2 message mi evri day it waz nice ov u.

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By Carrots_And_Crayons on Sep 20, 2008 at 11:40 AM

hey evryonesexwife , u wanta help mi publish SCRATCHTOWER MAGAZINE wif mi?u can leeve a message 4 mi on mi messages board!

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By seagreen17 on Sep 13, 2008 at 5:47 PM

I actually used Paint and Word to do it. I don't have photoshop but Id love to learn it. It's amazing what people can do now a days. Yeah its good to find out the guys a jerk before you marry him. A lot of them don't show there true colors till after and then its just a nightmare. I havent been there myself but know so many people in that situation.

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By brymayasi on Sep 12, 2008 at 3:16 PM

rofl rofl rofl! yup simon is teh simonstar and i couldnt help but lol him! :) i love your lol's!

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By DOOMbudgies on Sep 12, 2008 at 3:00 PM

The EXAM lols are eyedoc's babies, I'm jus helping - others are in my favs. My tattoo is in my pics. It's on the underside of my right arm below my wrist.

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By seagreen17 on Sep 12, 2008 at 1:00 PM

Continued from last email: Gastonia is in North Carolina but I'm right on teh border. I fink its about an hour away or so. Iz read ur story about ur pet rat on a mutual fwends page. Thats a really sad but good story. Iz glad he lived through teh freezer ordeal and then another fibe yrs.

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By seagreen17 on Sep 12, 2008 at 12:59 PM

Fanks for being meh cheezfriend. Meh kitteh Cali was in meh guest bedroom where it gets very bright and I ran andz grabbed meh camera b/c she looked like a little angel and thenz I added wings ands halo.

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By LisaN on Sep 12, 2008 at 12:36 PM

Lol, you're like me- everybody in the house has an assigned animal to grab if we have to bail fast. I also keep our screen porch door cracked a little bit in case any stray needs shelter during the storms.

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