(after I hit my brother) Him: You know, I don't like being hit, especially when the hitter hits ...
(Every time my dad calls): Hi, Son. I didn't catch you in the middle of somebody, did I?
Dad: What are you watching? Me: Some random episodes of an anime. Dad: Looks like that cartoo...
Me: Ugh, I hate this acne! Shouldn't I be finished with it by seventeen? Mom: I hear yeast is g...