Ultimate emo insult? A mean girl threw bleach on me. SHE RUINED MY CAPE.
Mom: (Trying to make me smile for a picture) Anime. World of Warcraft. Me: ... Mom: Your dad's ...
Mom: Any girls in your life?.... Or guys, we won't judge.
When your cat gets sprayed by a stinkbug, don't pick your cat up to smell it, you will throw up.....
