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(My dad questioning my sister's date to a Halloween dance) Dad: You ever smoke pot? Date: Yes sir, once, and I didn't like the way I felt out of control of my body. Dad: Drink alcohol? Date: For the same reasons I don't smoke I don't drink. Dad: What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything? Date: 42. Dad: The first person to kidnap Princess Peach was...? Date: Donkey Kong. Dad: When the first Pokemon movie came out and Ash turned to stone? Date: I cried like a bitch.
(Me closing my laptop, teamspeak automatically logs out): Dad: Son, I'm using your PC for a sec. (Opens laptop, teamspeak automatically logs in.) Friend: Hey, hey, are you there? Say something! Dad: OHMYGOD your computer is talking to me!! Me: ... Dad: I'm the god of computers!
