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I don't know who this "spoiled rotten cat" is

Triple Fail

look at us, just look at us... it's cold, it's wet, we're doing our best to look adorable; the least you could do is put out your garbage a little early so we have a chance to get at it before the garbage truck come by and takes it all away.

Foolish Hooman Woman! You cannot rid me of my dark essence by wrapping me in soft fwuffy towel. May be a soft fwuffy bwankie, but never a towel.

Have u ever smelt a smell so bad that your nose tried to hide inside your head?

ur mastery of redundancy iz astoundingly boundless

Jedi kitteh uses force push

Don't you hate it when that happens?

Dog eats your homework but kiteh gets you an A

I should prolly tell de nice fireman I already rescued myself.

I goes to grocery store wif you. Makes sur you get right noms.

Whoa! You startled me. I almost vaporised you, man.

Remember that car key you lost so you had to take a taxi so you were late getting to the airport so you missed the airplane and never got to go on that vacation you really needed? Right before your little breakdown? I just remembered where I lost it.

purranysaurus rex

ONWARD!!!

I be in teh dicshunary!

DIS IZ MAH HEMLLITT i are wedy fow battul, genaruul

Is bigger on inside Srsly

The Lord giveth...

KRAKEN

Dey is soo cute

Hey! He duzzn't taste liek ebil!

I halp u kill de bad guyz

SECURITY! That Darn Refrigerator Is On The Run Again!

cat brings you dead mouse...

mime cat looks around invisible corner

When ur too old for Playstation... I'm too old for Mr Snowy.

KITTY-PULT

wait a minit.. thiz iznt san franzisko?

INDIANA JONES

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