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I want a puppy and a pony and a Red Rider BB Gun...

We go to the moon not because it is easy, but because it pisses off the Russians!

PUTIN

Just smile and laugh And maybe he won't kill us

Bargain Brand Warning:

Jack Nicholson Impression You're doin' it pretty well, actually

House for sale: Beach front property Lots of land Unobstructed view of the ocean Call Now!

admit it, you EXPECT someone to fall out the bottom

We are here to reposess your illegally downloaded songs.

This is what happens when you take a synchronized swimmer out of the water

I move to remove the paragraph about the right to have beer, pot, and strippers....

No, no, you want "evil". What you've got is "batshit crazy". Not same thing.

NAPTIME

Chen realized it probably wasnt the best idea to trade his shield and helmet for 2 melons

Ask if his refrigerator is running

Ron Paul throws a party for government officials who have actually read The Constitution.

As far as I'm concerned You're all illegal aliens.

"Happiest Place on Earth" status temporarily suspended.

Breaking News - Biden catches a grasshopper. Says he shall hug it and pet it and love it and name it George

After Defeating the Sofa in Combat Gaddafi Made a Sash from It's Pelt

Ludicrous speed, GO!!

Gramma's off her meds again

I've done more with one finger than you have with your whole body.

Colonel Mustard, with the Wienermobile in the garage!

Sorry... Got bullshit in my eye

Prayers answered yet?

POLITICIANS

Breaking News - Korean army begs trucker to blow his diesel horn.

OMG!!! HER ANKLES ARE UNCOVERED

Those Cats Won't stop staring at me

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