lmao
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Uncle: I want a pet owl. Me: Why...? Uncle: They are so cute, and they eat mice, and they are a...
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(Handing a fork to my dad while making fajitas) Dad: (slaps me with a tortilla) The fajitas defy...
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Dad: Vegetables? That's what food eats.
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Dad: Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.
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Dad: LIKE A CHEESE STICK!! Me: Dad, it's like a G6...
