The latest from indygirl15
You can't pop your back in a spinny office chair by twisting your spine. #LFMF
I rented Twilight. And watched it. #LFMF
When you are a ten year old with no money and think it's cute to give your parents "gift certificates" for household chores on their birthdays, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD put an expiration date on them. Otherwise you WILL get a phone call after you have moved 50 miles away and are living on your own, demanding those 3 hours of garage cleaning. #LFMF
When trying to convince you parents that you aren't drunk, "I'm 14, how could I even get alcohol!" is not a good defence. Especially when you're 18. #LFMF
Turns out those snappers that pop when you throw them at the ground leave traces of explosives on your fingers. Airport security will not believe the story. Especially if you laugh at them for assuming you are a terrorist. #LFMF
While "anypony" and "everypony" may be fun to use on the MLP fan forum you belong to, they aren't to be used in business emails. Proofread before you send. #LFMF
Mom: Don't look at me in that tone of voice.
