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You do the math!

You do the math!

One, two, four, seven, elebenty... Elebenty spots on mah belleh!

One, two, four, seven, elebenty... Elebenty spots on mah belleh!

U can come out nao monday's gone

U can come out nao monday's gone

It's Monday.

It's Monday.

Much to the displeasure of the Town Fathers

Much to the displeasure of the Town Fathers

we belongz ...

we belongz ...

MONDAY

MONDAY

I was trying to get outta bed but I got tired

I was trying to get outta bed but I got tired

U mite wanna refink ur gaem of "tease teh sharp-ended quadriped."

U mite wanna refink ur gaem of "tease teh sharp-ended quadriped."

Dude, dat waz awsum! I've never SEEN mai hoomin run across teh CEILING B4!

Dude, dat waz awsum! I've never SEEN mai hoomin run across teh CEILING B4!

Can YOU see the angry bunny face?

Can YOU see the angry bunny face?

Teh modeling agency turnd me down!

Teh modeling agency turnd me down!

ai finded a monster itz in da closet and itz name iz "Hoover"

ai finded a monster itz in da closet and itz name iz "Hoover"

...and den a bear came like dis

...and den a bear came like dis

Watevr I didn't wanna go anyways

Watevr I didn't wanna go anyways

Yur flashlite in heer nawt wurkin.

Yur flashlite in heer nawt wurkin.

Remember that car key you lost so you had to take a taxi so you were late getting to the airport so you missed the airplane and never got to go on that vacation you really needed? Right before your little breakdown? I just remembered where I lost it.

Remember that car key you lost so you had to take a taxi so you were late getting to the airport so you missed the airplane and never got to go on that vacation you really needed? Right before your little breakdown? I just remembered where I lost it.

I can has committeh?

I can has committeh?

Imagine dere no hoomuns, is easy if you tries

Imagine dere no hoomuns, is easy if you tries

So... how mucha taht red stuff can u leak befoar I shuld call nine-elebenty?

So... how mucha taht red stuff can u leak befoar I shuld call nine-elebenty?

And dis button here... I have reprogramed For my doomsday device

And dis button here... I have reprogramed For my doomsday device

Is this the face that launched a thousand aaaws And burned away the memory of the poo in your shoe?

Is this the face that launched a thousand aaaws And burned away the memory of the poo in your shoe?

...and why you're lying on the kitchen floor with no pants on.

...and why you're lying on the kitchen floor with no pants on.

but my cheezburger is not dun

but my cheezburger is not dun

Hold still I have almost knocked all the ugly out of you.

Hold still I have almost knocked all the ugly out of you.

This is a joke rite? Rite? RITE?!!!

This is a joke rite? Rite? RITE?!!!

When you can take the kibble from me... Then you are ready, grasseater

When you can take the kibble from me... Then you are ready, grasseater

no i dont no wat hapnd 2 the mlk

no i dont no wat hapnd 2 the mlk

Dis what you looks like last night

Dis what you looks like last night

vegetableatarian kitteh playing with his kill

vegetableatarian kitteh playing with his kill

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