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for god's sake people, this isn't that hard. You put the lime in the coconut THEN you mix it all up.

for god's sake people, this isn't that hard. You put the lime in the coconut THEN you mix it all up.

Be vewy, vewy quiet. I'm hunting wabbits.

Be vewy, vewy quiet. I'm hunting wabbits.

Breaking News - Politician cares about issues, works late. Universe expected to collapse shortly from paradox.

Breaking News - Politician cares about issues, works late. Universe expected to collapse shortly from paradox.

Still beating.

Still beating.

EVERYBODY WAS KUNG FU FIGHTING

EVERYBODY WAS KUNG FU FIGHTING

Breaking News - Green plastic army men prepare for battle.

Breaking News - Green plastic army men prepare for battle.

I want to build a giant space station thats capable of destroying a planet

I want to build a giant space station thats capable of destroying a planet

Oh, Beryl... who cares if I go skinny-dipping in the hotel pool? It's not like we're getting a visit from the fucking Qu--

Oh, Beryl... who cares if I go skinny-dipping in the hotel pool? It's not like we're getting a visit from the fucking Qu--

Putin felt a bit silly

Putin felt a bit silly

Breaking News - Suspect arrested in McDonalds bombing

Breaking News - Suspect arrested in McDonalds bombing

Death to America!

Death to America!

CRAPPY SCHOOL LUNCHES

CRAPPY SCHOOL LUNCHES

Wait for the entire question before you hit your buzzer.

Wait for the entire question before you hit your buzzer.

DICTATORSHIP

DICTATORSHIP

PLAYDATES

PLAYDATES

Last one to touch the bill has to actually read it .

Last one to touch the bill has to actually read it .

I LUV THIS JOB!!

I LUV THIS JOB!!

DAVID

DAVID

IMAGINARY FRIENDS

IMAGINARY FRIENDS

Breaking News - Due to a decrease in cookie sales, The Girl Scouts switch to a more agresive sales campaign

Breaking News - Due to a decrease in cookie sales, The Girl Scouts switch to a more agresive sales campaign

One Man, One Vote and I'm the one man.

One Man, One Vote and I'm the one man.

Even serious soldiers like the banana peel gag now and again

Even serious soldiers like the banana peel gag now and again

Why can I hear the "Jaws" music playing in the background...?

Why can I hear the "Jaws" music playing in the background...?

I said we would have an election. I never said anything about democracy.

I said we would have an election. I never said anything about democracy.

READING ON THE THRONE

READING ON THE THRONE

Proof from Iran that you can wear a pink shirt and still have brass balls.

Proof from Iran that you can wear a pink shirt and still have brass balls.

BALLS OF STEEL

BALLS OF STEEL

This would all be so much easier

This would all be so much easier

SHOPPING FOR THE WIFE

SHOPPING FOR THE WIFE

I don't see the ninjas...

I don't see the ninjas...

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