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Breaking News - police have begun to question Mr. crabs

We were afraid he'd be left a vegetable, but he's improved to gourded condition.

roses are red, violets are blue ur funiture needs updating, and ur clothes too

oh thank God!!!!.... it was so hot in there!!

He better not sing ebonee n ivoree again...

Do you........... weckognize me now?

Pharaoh Kitteh

I shall call him mini me

I walkz like an Egytpian . . . Kitteh

Think it's hard meeting your girlfriend's folks? Try meeting crazy cat lady's "interegation" commiteh...

Come to the Darkside we have TOES

I can hear Dead People

No means NO!

Oh..... Bring it on

Iz Needz a vacation! Take Deez Kidz! AWAY!

sup baby

I am finished disassembling your sweater. . . and I didnt even need the instructions.

Kitty Has New Enemy: Rain.

me gonna give u 5 seconds to get as far away as physically possible. 5...4...

Oh, Sweetie, it's not that I don't understand, It's just that I don't care

i haz a feelin u WON'T liek ur date 2nite

When I asked for a little sister, dis iz notz whad I had in mindz...

Even the crazy cat-lady stood Ralphie up....

can i PLEEZ sleep here? i dont take a lot of room

On this, the day of my daughter's wedding I, Don Cat-leone, cannot refuse a request

PLAN: wait for mouse to slide down then OPEN MOUTH

Wow... thats... realy distrbin'...

terminator kitteh sez: COME WIF ME IF U WANTS 2 LIV

No wondeh U carriez ur houze around It takez U so long 2 get anywhere

I really am sorry for shreddn that weird stuff and gnawing thru the electric snake. Let's go inside, you sit on the couch and I'll lay on your lap and rumble. Just like old times. Whaddaya say?

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