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*I just walked into room* Dad: Yes, but lizards don't get sucked into jet engines! Mom: But if ...
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Dad: So you have a date this weekend? Me: Ya actually. I do. Did mom tell you? Dad: Actualy...
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Dad: At my age if you wake up in the morning and nothing hurts, you might be dead.
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(Sleep-talking) Dad: Mikel..Missy...LOCK UP DEM MONKEHS!!!!
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