The latest from jazmin2hip
There is no such thing as, "Just one more episode of Doctor Who."
Yes, that scarf your GF made you is very, very long. And yes, it will get stuck in the revolving door as you go to work. Both ends. You will be stuck, late, and surrounded by a mixture of annoyed and amused co-workers. #LFMF
Make sure your co-workers know you have a diabetic pet before letting yourself be overheard saying "time to go home and shoot up the cat." #LFMF
When you are clearing out that mass of hanging vines, don't assume that thing that landed on your head was a big, nasty spider. As you scream and throw it as hard as you can into the distance, you'll see the poor, sad face of the baby tree frog in slow motion as he flies to his doom... #LFMF
No matter how much you love Doctor Who, NEVER attempt to bring a sonic screwdriver on an airplane. You will have some explaining to do.#LFMF
