When you're riding your bicycle and after a long grey winter the sun is finally shining; do not, ...
Don't carry your lip balm and nasal inhaler in the same pocket if they have the same shape becaus...
While watching your boyfriend attempt to fix the air conditioner unit outside with a knife, be sure to stand FAR away from him. He will get electrocuted, he will throw the knife backwards, and it will stab into your leg. Stitches will be required. #LFMF