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ME: I've always been into car customization. MOM: Oh like that show ride my pimp? ME: ...?
(With my mom in a toy shop) Me: Hey mom, watch this! *puts on a Darth Vader helmet* Luke, I am y...
(mom calls on phone) me: hellooo? mom: is there anything within' 5feet of you that you can use ...
