catitude

You need a body to prove a murder , you know. And that's something I guarantee you'll never have.

If it wasn't for this stupid bell I'd have had that sucker by now!

You don't need to know the reason for the mint jelly. Just bring it.

Ur home! Missed u so much! Akksidentally nok ober vase. It brake gold fishy bowl. Ai try tu gib fisheez mouth tu mouth but dey kept slidin down my throat. Did u bring me toy?

Cats leave pawprints on our hearts.

I love photographers. They come with toothpicks.

I not care what human tink! Dat bird was GIFT!!

Fatness is reely berry interestin'!

Cats have the power to rule the world... We're just too lazy to use it.

YOO GUYZ SUK!

Amazing leap from top of kitteh tower interrupted by spontaneous nap

It is snowing, human

Iz only halfs vampire on my moms side

If I throw a stick will you LEAVE?

Because you keep

Da cors of tru lubs

It was a dark and stormy night and the wind whistled through the trees. Wolves howled in the inky blackness, slavering for blood . In this deadly gloom came itty, bitty, fluffy kitty...

If yu kan't beet 'em...

Been in an auto accident? Call the legal firm of Mittens & Lunar.

DRIVE!

I dont have A.D.D I just OMG A SQUIRREL YUM!!

JUST UPDATE'N SANTA'S LISTS GUESS WHO TOPZ DEH "NAUGHTY" LIST

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Yes, I heard you calling. Did you hear me ignoring you?

...nao transfer all $$$ to kitybank akount

OK, Ai did a sit-up.

NO! *slap* bun, cheez, burger, THEN ketchup! i swear i am the only SMART one here!

Here goz nutin

Wut U means...VEGAN Tanksgibbin.???

an dis is mi brother daryl. he eeted mi other brother daryl.