catitude

kitty wonders why you keep putting new fish in the pond. It'd be more convenient if you just put them in his food bowl.

R u tired of spending yur nitez home alone? Nobody to talk to? Tired of teh same old club scene? Dial phone a cat. U never noh who u might meet.

Miss Precious, the note you presented is a fake, your mother's pawprint is a forgery.

*groan*

Week 1: Used the Big Eyes face to have humans giving me treats and the best spot on the sofa where the dog isn't allowed. Week 2: Have brain-washed the dog into protectin' me 'cause I'm so little. Week 3: World domination should be a snap fr

I like poetry, long walks on the beach and poking dead things with a stick.

no, u furst, i insist

And now we know why RCA used a dog as its mascot

Hey moron, hang up and drive!!!!!

i have no idea who eated da sammich

How the @#$% did you get in theres

iz not fat.... just aktivly chalenjed...

Looking for something?

Goggie did it . . . I'se cleanin' up . . .

She has the bird out of the oven. Commence "Operation Footcircle/Turkey Drop"!

You ever party so hard that you wake up in a garage? And your owners don't have one?

if I get these dry stalks, and you rub the flints together, we can set fire to the dog.

You sayz not to sit in ur chairs so i layz on it

Today on "Meet the Pets" we *OW!* meet Muffin who *OW* who would love to *OW* be your kitty

TUNNY CASYROL JUS DROPPD ON DA KITCHIN FLOR! HURY GUYS! COME 'N GIT ET!

stoopid dog. mans best friend just HAD to dig up the bones an drag em back to the house...

THIS IS MCDONALD'S WE HAS NO WHOPPER!!!

Yes, it IS a pumpkin. I caught it, and you will carve it.

Is this about the dog's ear? The goldfish? Your slippers? The butter? The dog's other ear? The internet cable?

MY, WHAT A SPECIAL DAY. . . I DON'T USUALLY FIND YOU LYING IN THE GUTTER UNTIL AFTER DARK.

MOM! Those kids r on our yard again! Can I use da machine gun now?

kitteh wonders why you keep putting the new fish in the pond, when it would be much more convenient if you just put them in his foodbowl.

Noooooo... Not u bedd. Mai bedd.

What's small, furry, evil and will poop in your shoe if he doesn't get his wet food right now?

Let's face it, this is not the worst thing you've caught me doing.