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Me: Yeah I went on a date with a guy from the air force... Dad: So thats a marine, a navy man, a...

(Nomming on a carrot) Brother: Deeper, deeper, oh yeah! (laughing at me) Me: Shut up! Mom: OH!...

Me: Is it me, or does it seem like the toaster takes longer to pop when you stare at it? Dad: We...

(The day of my wedding rehearsal- My mom is giving me away.) Me- Mom, you can let go. Mom- Nope. ...

(mom calls on phone) me: hellooo? mom: is there anything within' 5feet of you that you can use ...

[while i was complaining about cramps. btw, being a girl sucks sometimes] Me: Ow. crampscrampscr...

(While researching on a CD-Rom about anatomy) Mom: DON'T CLICK THAT ONE!!! IT MIGHT BE SOMETHING...

Dad: Are you watching "My Little Pony"? Me: This cartoon is amazing. Leave me alone. Dad: ...It...

Me: What's for dinner? Mom: BBQ chicken breasts. Dad: CHICKEN TITS‽

Mom: (to my dad) Why don't you have the dog lick your sack? Dad & Me: WHAT?! Mom: Or whatever y...

Little brother: Mommy, what sounds do rabbits make? Mom: They don't really make sounds, do they?...

8 year old Sister: (as we pass Giant Tiger, a family discount store) What's a family discount sto...

(Showing my mom Justin Bieber for the first time) Me: So, what do you think? Mom: Does his baby...

Dad: "Cats are like velcro."

Mom: Today is May 4th and it is Star Wars day, do you know why that is? Me: I don't know know, w...