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Donald! It's trying to run away again

Tired of adopting Brad takes advantage of the moment.

Have you tried duct tape on the economy? It can fix just about anything!

FASHION SENSE

This is why background checks are important

MA...GET MY LIGHTSABER

I DO NOT HAVE PMS!

SENTENCING

Dear Diary: If I cut others, am I still emo?

So, Alice Have the mushrooms kicked in yet?

MUPPETS

I'm trailer trash...but even I'm classier than Paris Hilton.

MAKEUP TIPS

Use the Force, Han

What do you mean repetitive? In the Star Wars prequel trilogy, my character is an old man with magical abilities who secretly raises an army and who betrays the forces of good in order to gain more power for himself.

I've been an Axe-Murderer, a Werewolf, a Make-Up Wearing Criminal Wackjob, and a Mental Patient...

What do you mean my face is going to look worse than this in the future?

YOU IN THE 5TH ROW!

Why no captain, I've not been making lolcat captions with the ship's computer.

"KAPOW b*tch!!"

Wolverine took Jean's death a little harder than we thought.

Everyone loves a slinky you've got to get a slinky

Goodness me, you want to go back to Kansas? What have you been smoking?

Excuse me, Mr. Timberlake, but I already brought it back.

SCHOOL SPIRIT

OF COURSE they're mine! I have the receipt right here.

I play a vampire... but the guy behind me is creepier

Breaking News - Audrey Hepburn just turned over in her grave... And now she's coming back from the dead to kick Paris' ass.

BAILOUT

Dont look, scary part.

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