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Mom: When you were a baby I swear I'd take a bullet for you in the blink of an eye... Now you're 18 and I'm contemplating actually shooting you myself...
My brother comes home, and tells me and dad that he just had his first sexual Experience. Our cool father tells him 'sit down and tell us!'. My brother: 'errr I still can't sit..' That isn't the best way to tell us you are gay. #LFMbrotherF
