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YU WANTS TO GET MESSAGES SPELLED OWT LETTER BY LETTER IN A LITTEL SEMI-CIRCLE? 'K, I GIVES YU WUN:

my bad

CALL 911

Batman plus Catwoman equals . . .

The battle between good and evil. Quite tiring, actually.

Every once in awhile it's so nice to stay with Grandma. She bakes me cookies and she tucks me in at night and tells me I'm the cutest wittle moonpie soul eater she knows.

I have to go now, Im having an old friend for dinner.

I think, therefore I am

It's da same horrible nitemare - da girl wit da basket of goodies, da red hood, but now she gots a bazooka!

You know you're a kitteh person when you are willing to say: Not tonight dear, the kittehs have their lasers set on kill.

Dis iz PRECIZELY why i dont like going out in public wiz my brother.

why use four horsemen when one cat will do?

You will get sprinkles and you will like it!

UNPACKED WITH SHEER TERROR

I just had to say, "You and what army..."

Good News, Everyone!

Basement Cat's Minion traded his soul to become a chick magnet.

Zombies jus aren't

You remember that thing we discussed? You know, you living.

I'VE BEEN WAITING

"Misty was hooked on starbux frum teh time she was a itty bitty crib kitty"

But Iz don't wants to be baptized and welcome ceiling cat in my life. Iz happy bein basement cat...and dry.

Dammit! Spock set his naked picture as the screen saver again!!!

Fine, i wear stupid sombrero

Predator cat Circles his prey

I know I left mah orb of evil in your bed. No, that's not it. That was last Thursday's hairball.

basement cat relocates for renovations.

'scuze me... can i borrow a flashlight? it's dark in the basement and i keep tripping over the bones of my victims.

You think the Lord of the Underworld is scary?

With the whole park to choose from, why do the weirdos always sit down next to ME?

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