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The gerbil had made fun of Sid's bald spot for the last time.

When Carla asked for a boat for Christmas, she had expected it to come with oars and a guy to row for her. *sigh*

...and locals are still in shock. I'm Tom Fuzzywit, reporting live from the aftermath of Hurricane Toddler. Back to you, Jim.

and when she opened the cupboard there was nothing there but dog food

Fluffy gets a little ambitious with her yoga

MOM! She's hogging the whole snack again!

And so Bob learned not to put reds in with the whites

Introoder Alert!

SINGING TELEGRAM

I want a cheezburger for my b-day wink wink hint hint

Dis iz where teh mahjic happenz cheezburgerz made here ebry day next room on tour iz naptime spot

Tee Hee! Ur not waring ur fur.

Why are all the toys ON the tree And not under it?

Breaking News - And now, a depiction of the missing valuables...

Why U complain? U only watch cat videos anyway

I am Mini Tiger

u said a naughty.

desktop... laptop

Breaking News - AFLAC caught sabotaging cars

Why didn't I get the memo that today is casual Friday ?!

Spy kitteh waiting silently in disguise

Helps meh move dis pweez... ...my toy iz stuck unda it

No, Spot, you may not "has cheezburger." Not until you are able to ask in a manner that is gramatically correct and lacking typos.

Signs of Impending Disaster

ders no place liek mom

do not liek chunkee waddrz!

Window coverings for the bedroom. Reason #23

Honey, I'm cold. Throw another cat on would you?

I hate to say it, but this dress makes your butt look big. very big.

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