Crazy Things Parents Say
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(Me, telling my mom how I wanted a tongue ring) Mom (angrily): You're going to start with that, ...
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Dad: Hey! Do you wanna play a game? Lets see who can hit the absolute softest. Me: Uhh, ok sure....
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(My mum gets cut off in heavy traffic): Mum: "WELL I HOPE YOUR NEXT S**T IS A PORCUPINE!"
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My dad is on the phone with a telemarketer. Mid sentence, he cuts him off: "I'm terribly sorry, b...
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Uncle: Hey, knock-knock. Me: ...Who's there? Uncle: Go f**k yourself.
