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"Pee", she says. I can't pee. It's colder than a well digger's ass in January out here!!

"Pee", she says. I can't pee. It's colder than a well digger's ass in January out here!!

Richard couldn't

Richard couldn't

I tried being reasonable.

I tried being reasonable.

IF YOU FELL INTO A POND, THEY'D BE SKIMMING STUPID OFF THE SURFACE FOR A WEEK.

IF YOU FELL INTO A POND, THEY'D BE SKIMMING STUPID OFF THE SURFACE FOR A WEEK.

We prolly won't noe if you have a bruise until the bleeding stops. When's dinner?

We prolly won't noe if you have a bruise until the bleeding stops. When's dinner?

Shake me all you want, I aint barfin' up your $300 fish..

Shake me all you want, I aint barfin' up your $300 fish..

Momma...if you really loved me you'd let me deep-fry the poodle.

Momma...if you really loved me you'd let me deep-fry the poodle.

Resigned to her fate,

Resigned to her fate,

I luv when Dad watches teh kids...

I luv when Dad watches teh kids...

Wait! No! Go back! My feather on a stick! MY FEATHER ON A STIIIIIICK!!

Wait! No! Go back! My feather on a stick! MY FEATHER ON A STIIIIIICK!!

yes, of course you look fat in that dress... now, can i have my dinner?

yes, of course you look fat in that dress... now, can i have my dinner?

Turn the bubbles on? Please?

Turn the bubbles on? Please?

I'M IN YUR DRINK STEALIN' YUR HYDRATIONS

I'M IN YUR DRINK STEALIN' YUR HYDRATIONS

I can't leave. The chihuahua might get out.

I can't leave. The chihuahua might get out.

All i wanted was a hug

All i wanted was a hug

i trust you will let me know when it's time to eat... other than that, i won't be needing you anymore

i trust you will let me know when it's time to eat... other than that, i won't be needing you anymore

Mai religion? I'z Roamin' Catlick. You?

Mai religion? I'z Roamin' Catlick. You?

Novelty blind pull cords

Novelty blind pull cords

So, what's his name?

So, what's his name?

Been living here 45 minutes Of course it's my chair

Been living here 45 minutes Of course it's my chair

U jus won a lyfetyme supply of "who givs a crap".

U jus won a lyfetyme supply of "who givs a crap".

No can talk. In time-out. Stoopid hoomans. Couch looks better on fire.

No can talk. In time-out. Stoopid hoomans. Couch looks better on fire.

responz-o-meetr cuddlz--------------|-disimbowul

responz-o-meetr cuddlz--------------|-disimbowul

Only when she slams the snooze button.

Only when she slams the snooze button.

Mairee Krissmis

Mairee Krissmis

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An dat's wen teh Wikkid Cat ub teh West gawt *reeeely* angry

An dat's wen teh Wikkid Cat ub teh West gawt *reeeely* angry

Li'l Pink Jellybean Toes... ov Doom

Li'l Pink Jellybean Toes... ov Doom

What do you mean Jeeves isn't MY butler. I thought you both were!

What do you mean Jeeves isn't MY butler. I thought you both were!

You'll notice it is blank.

You'll notice it is blank.

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