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I Never Dreamed I'd Be a Fap Teacher

10,000 vaccines in one day is perfectly safe!

First do no harm? Where's THAT written?

*C'MON!*

Victoria's Little Moment of Win

Whenever I need something from my hubby, I always yell, "BA!" and he runs in and says, "Yes?" Well, our non-verbal autistic boy fell and hurt himself, and before I could even stand up, he yelled out, "BA!" The hubby runs into the living room and says, "Was that HIM?" IMMD

ur de onwe person woo eva lisens

More qualified than Dr. Phil

Naps happen... Anywhere

bird watching made easy

Look, I saw it on National Geographic! You're supposed to run, then lay and bleed while I strangle you in the tall grass!

OH NOES - TEH NEKKID YOGA AGIN.

hold on ill roll you up

3 out of 4 kittehs agree your hair looks stupid.

Velocity = displacement divided by time.

Why does daddy has lady underwear in here?

Not eben Monday an it STILL sucks

Murder Kitteh

i'z wanna be good, but daz peer pressure is terrible.

it appears da humans have tried to erect a nom forcefield

I am Ruffhouse, destroyer of mailmen, wood shacks, steel fences, cement bulldozers and anything else I feel like. And this is my assistant, Cuddles.

DEAD

scuz mee wat biznes you have heer

To visit the vet's office...

My Fetus Totally Looks Like The Emperor

Worf's forhead Totally Looks Like Snickers candybar

Zombie Horde Totally Looks Like Twilight Fangirl Horde

Lady GaGa Totally Looks Like Bram Stokers' Dracula

Courtney Love Totally Looks Like Gollum

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